This morning I woke up to a loud noise outside my room. It was my landlady and she was screaming for life. The reason was a wild cat (non-domesticated meow) had come into the house and was attacking her domesticated cats.
So the rented place I live at is a house owned be a lady who loves animals - especially cats. She has three cats who live a wonderful life. She cares for most animals and does what she can to help them / care for them. Now there was this cat who would show up occasionally at her doorstep for some food and she would oblige - the kind loving lady that she is. But cat (lets call him Jungli) wanted more than just the normal scraps of food. Even though he lived on the streets and lived life the way he wanted to, he craved for the wonderful cat food the domesticated cats were getting. I'm sure he must have got the aroma of the nice cat food the home cats were getting and he had decided he was going to get some too.
So this is what transpired this morning - when the lady was leaving for work at about 6.30 AM Jungli found the perfect opportunity to break into the house and get all the food he could get. When she opened the door to leave Jungli saw the door of opportunity opening. He leapt in and ran straight through the hall way and into the last bedroom. He attacked the first cat he could get his eyes on (now I'm dramatizing this) it was as if the wild one was asking the domesticated cousin 'Tell me where the food is' and the poor cat - the name is Dhanno - was either not able to or was shit scared to say anything while it was being continuously attacked. This is when the lady started to frantically shout and scream for help, her little baby was being attacked. This woke us up (me and my roomie) I rushed out to see what was happening.
When I saw the scene I ran to get my long umbrella to shoo it away - Jungli had once earlier attacked the landlady and was a bad bad cat. The umbrella was useful in separating the two cats but not for long. This was no cat fight but more like a cat attack. He ran out of the hallway and into the living room where Patchu was resting. Patchu is an old cat (about 14 year old) and now Jungli was now attacking him. I managed to separate them only for a little while - Jungli now didn't seem to care for anything. He was on an extreme attack mode. I still kept at him with the umbrella and they were separated for a while. Jungli ran under the chair while poor old Patchu gasped for some air. Jungli sat under the chair looking at him with I'm-gonna-kill-you-today looks. He was younger, stronger and wild and seemed to have an upper hand.
The main door was open and I hoped to get the cat out of the door by shoving him with the umbrella. He would turn his face away when the umbrella hit is face but dit not budge an inch - now right at this moment the landlady saw what I was doing and from yelling for the life of her cat she started yelling at me for not hitting the cat on the face and be a little 'Humane'! Hmmmm, right this moment I imagined what would happen if I were to take an extreme step to save her cat. I gave thought to these options:
Option 1: Get a gun and blow the damn cat's head off. The landlady would then stop screaming about the safety of her cat.... and start shouting at me for killing an 'innocent' cat! If she continues to feed the cat that attacked her and was shouting at me for hitting it - even it was for protecting her cat she would not want to hurt Jungli!!! (grr) this was a bad idea!
Option 2: Get a box and put it on the cat so it does not go anyway. The only problem was there was no box and Jungli was under the chair. Not gonna work.
Option 3: Call BMC to take the animal away. That would take forever and may be by then one of the house cats will be killed.
Option 4: Lure it with food, may be he was hungry. Could work.
So option 4 it was. The landlady got some cat food and well that worked - Jungli left Patchu alone and followed the aroma (more like killer stink for me) of the cat food. The landlady led him out the door and left the bowl of the food outside. Peace finally prevailed and all were safe again... But wonder for how long?
Jungli resembles this cat! See the killer look? |
u shud write a script for a movie..it will b hillarious...one heck of an example of exaggerating a normal Mumbaikar story to a filmi one...hehe...good one..im still laughing...lolzz...keep writing... :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Sylvester.. but fabricated very little :P hehe
ReplyDeleteThis is completely hilarious Nikki! Wonder whether you saw the humor when I hollering and screaming there. And Tornado Tom is not so bad, Jungli ?....ummmmm nooooo.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Tom and Jerry... without Jerry. :)
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