Today is Women's Day and seems perfect to write something in support of the feminine. This goes out to all the ladies, hope you have a good laugh :)
Before that a DISCLAIMER: to everyone reading this article - Somethings might sound familiar because you might have read or heard it somewhere. So have I, but they all came together wonderfully in my mind I just had to put it out here :)
I was talking with one my girlfriends and we happened to stumble upon the topic of marriage, love, commitment, luck etc. We spoke about how lucky some people are while there are other still looking for love..Right or wrong places they just don't find it. All the good men seem to be married, committed, gay or just hidden away from us. We have almost given up the idea of finding the 'One'. Wonder what corner of the world he is.. oh wait.. the world is round! Darn it!
So.. we decided we might just skip the part of having a relationship and move on to the next level - Adoption. She said "Its a woman's world now, no longer a mans world. The remaining males are just suckers and we need to get rid of them too. We need to keep a few though, rear them and use the sperms to 'produce' as many kids as possible for adoption and then make the New Generation" (felt like I read this somewhere) I felt as though I was co-plotting to rid the world of all the manpower just by being a part of this conversation and it was starting to worry me a bit. She realised I was lost in thought, then she said something really funny "Stop worrying about men, it's woman's day. Concentrate on the superior being here!" Girl did she crack me up. She ended her plan with the phrase - The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
She could be very well right about us being the superior beings. After all God created Adam before Eve because the rough draft had to be prepared before the masterpiece. More power to women :)
A note for Men: If you read the above, please don't take it to heart its not until a couple 100 years till The Plan will be actioned.
Before that a DISCLAIMER: to everyone reading this article - Somethings might sound familiar because you might have read or heard it somewhere. So have I, but they all came together wonderfully in my mind I just had to put it out here :)
I was talking with one my girlfriends and we happened to stumble upon the topic of marriage, love, commitment, luck etc. We spoke about how lucky some people are while there are other still looking for love..Right or wrong places they just don't find it. All the good men seem to be married, committed, gay or just hidden away from us. We have almost given up the idea of finding the 'One'. Wonder what corner of the world he is.. oh wait.. the world is round! Darn it!
So.. we decided we might just skip the part of having a relationship and move on to the next level - Adoption. She said "Its a woman's world now, no longer a mans world. The remaining males are just suckers and we need to get rid of them too. We need to keep a few though, rear them and use the sperms to 'produce' as many kids as possible for adoption and then make the New Generation" (felt like I read this somewhere) I felt as though I was co-plotting to rid the world of all the manpower just by being a part of this conversation and it was starting to worry me a bit. She realised I was lost in thought, then she said something really funny "Stop worrying about men, it's woman's day. Concentrate on the superior being here!" Girl did she crack me up. She ended her plan with the phrase - The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
She could be very well right about us being the superior beings. After all God created Adam before Eve because the rough draft had to be prepared before the masterpiece. More power to women :)
A note for Men: If you read the above, please don't take it to heart its not until a couple 100 years till The Plan will be actioned.
Does 1st 15 mins of the movie 'Roger Dodger' ring any bells???
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no it doesn't
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